Here is a collection of shit that customers have said to me, or that I've heard of. There's things that should have never left the mouth, and things that have made me think.... Why are you still alive?
1.*begging* "Could you please put my glasses in your pussy? Please? I'll do anything. I'll never ever wash them again".
2. "You have a very nice hamburger" (referring to the vagina)
3. Customer: Fuck dat ass *starts lightly punching my butt*
Me: ...did you just box my ass?
Customer: fuck dat ass, cum in yo mouth
Me: O.O.....
4. Retard: What background are you?
Me: Korean
Retard: North or South?
5. *MC Hammer playing in background, dude tries to touch me*
Me: *moves away* No.
Dude: Can't touch this
6. "I would let you piss on me"
7. Me: *rubs nipple*
Custie: Oh...
*traces finger down to stomach*
Custie: Oh god.... Ohhh...
*traces finger to crotch*
Custie: Oh... Ohhh... Oh god.. Holy.. Ohh..
*spreads legs*
Custie: OHHHHHHH....STOP IT OHHHHHHH
8. Custie *points to birth mark on my leg* Did you get shot in the leg?
More to come!!
