Sunday 18 March 2012

Gentlemen's FAQ corner

Hey there... So why do you choose this job?
How old are you?
Where do you live?
Are you single?
What nationality/background are you?
What do you do besides dancing?
Can I have your number?
Can I marry you?
What's your star sign?
Wanna go out after your shift?
What time do you finish?
Do you study?
How do you do your job?
Do you and the other girls get into cat fights?
What's your real name?
What's your real background?
Wanna come home with me?
Have you tried anal before?
Ever been in a threesome?
Do you do any uh... Escorting work outside?
Can I touch?
Can I lick that?

My favourite, and any other girl's favourite:
Do you do dances? Wanna go for a dance?

Sigh, I'm just trying to think of more....

**UPDATE**

How much for sex?
Do you do blowjobs?
Want a drink?
Want some coke?
 Do you do this or this for free?
Do you always look this good? 

To answer all of that, yes yes and yes. Hey, have my address while you're at it!

....CHyeah... >.> 

Tuesday 13 March 2012

Dear diary....


Sigh, so I sit here again feeling empty and drained. It has been a long night and I wished he let me go home (the darn DJ).
Had to deal with fucking assholes that don't keep their dirty ass hands away from me after I told him repeatedly "NO TOUCHING". Lucky I got security on his ass. Hope I made him feel like shit.. Sigh anyway, I am here all alone. Alone I sit. I feel too drained to talk to anyone.. Not one ounce of energy to shout across the blaring crappy music that plays over and OVER every single week!!
Wish me good luck the DJ let's me gooooooo! Don't kill me man lol