FASHION WORLD, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?

So I'm writing this as I'm waiting for the crackers stuck in between my teeth to soften, so I can clean my teeth with my tongue without having to brush them again (yes I'm lazy).

Call me un-fashionable, or no sense of taste, but after getting my taste into the fashion world through my studies.. I have to disagree with most of what they consider "style" or "fashionable". When it should be all about defining your own style, getting your creativity on the ball - it's clearly not. They want you to think outside the box.
Whether it be mismatching randomness, odd shapes and textures, colours that are mixed to create an eyesore... They think it's fashionable!
Maybe it's an artistic thing, or being unique, or outrageous for fun? Maybe for ridiculous people, and so do most people in my studies think - That's sooo hot/goodlooking...
90% of the shit on runways are getting it so terribly WRONG.





Seriously, what are celebrities and models got running through their heads when they're told to wear ridiculous shit? Do they think the same as I do, like, aw man, wtf is up with the stylist/designer?! Or like, they think it's totally great looking on them, and that they're feeling confident about it? But hey don't get me wrong, the remaining 10% I've seen can be pretty decent, normal, and wearable. But I don't need examples of those, I'm pretty sure most people would have seen something they downright adored.

But speaking of nasty fashion, there's this nasty trend going around about SPACE LEGGINGS?? I saw someone wearing this "outta this world" shit today, and my god, I am thinking... It's taking over... Oh shit.
The first time I saw it was when a friend of mine pointed out to me "Ohhhh those are so hot, I want those"... I was thinking to myself... YOU BLIND GIRL?!


Yep. Here's a pair for your eyes to indulge on. To all those that own a pair of these along the lines, you look fucking ridiculous and stupid. Fullstop. It's as fashy and inviting as anything... That's if you want an alien to anal probe rape you.

Gentlemen's FAQ corner

Hey there... So why do you choose this job?

How old are you?

Where do you live?

Are you single?

What nationality/background are you?

What do you do besides dancing?

Can I have your number?

Can I marry you?

What's your star sign?

Wanna go out after your shift?

What time do you finish?

Do you study?

How do you do your job?

Do you and the other girls get into cat fights?

What's your real name?

What's your real background?

Wanna come home with me?

Have you tried anal before?

Ever been in a threesome?

Do you do any uh... Escorting work outside?

Can I touch?

Can I lick that?

My favourite, and any other girl's favourite:

Do you do dances? Wanna go for a dance?

Sigh, I'm just trying to think of more....

**UPDATE**

How much for sex?
Do you do blowjobs?

Want a drink?

Want some coke?

 Do you do this or this for free?
Do you always look this good? 

To answer all of that, yes yes and yes. Hey, have my address while you're at it!

....CHyeah... >.> 

Dear diary....

Sigh, so I sit here again feeling empty and drained. It has been a long night and I wished he let me go home (the darn DJ).

Had to deal with fucking assholes that don't keep their dirty ass hands away from me after I told him repeatedly "NO TOUCHING". Lucky I got security on his ass. Hope I made him feel like shit.. Sigh anyway, I am here all alone. Alone I sit. I feel too drained to talk to anyone.. Not one ounce of energy to shout across the blaring crappy music that plays over and OVER every single week!!

Wish me good luck the DJ let's me gooooooo! Don't kill me man lol

It's not personal, it's JUST business

It's all about customer service in this world isn't? To smile, to act like you care, to listen, and to offer any assistance for people that might be interested in what you offer. To make a SALE.

Let's say you walk into a random shop that you think sells decent stuff, or you're just browsing for the hell of it, and a sales assistant approaches you with a smile and asks how your day was, and if you'd like any help.

You may or may not say "no thanks I'm just browsing", but let's say you DO wanna buy something.

The assistant would appear more than happy to help you. He/she would appear to have a bubbly personality, give you what you wanna hear, such as "this is a great product", or "I'm actually using this too" - Anything to make a sale right?? & that's kind of what customer service is really about - giving you what you want to hear all while being bubbly, enthusiastic, sweet, whatever.

A little lesson to the men (women) that favour strip clubs. Same crap applies!!

A girl approaches you for a chat, smiles seductively, makes you think she has a connection with you, listens, and is almost amazed by ALL words that come out of your mouth.

She is making a sale, and she is merely using sex appeal with some acting skills making it believable enough to make you go "teehee baby, let's hit up a private show room!".

& For the men that like to RUIN the fantasy by asking her for her number, or if she'd like to go chill somewhere after her shift is downright dumb. Cos once a stripper leaves the club's doors, she is not a stripper anymore. She is just a normal girl that would like to be left the fuck alone, and continue on with her life.

Because all we're doing here is selling a fantasy, just like someone in a fast food joint is doing - making you think that they actually give a crap about your order. Or about how your day went.

So boys, do not get cut up and heartbroken/angry when you see her eff off elsewhere when you've bought her dance, or thought just cos you bought her an expensive drink she'd go home with you... Chances are she WILL NOT.

Because it's not personal, IT'S FUCKING BUSINESS!!!